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You don’t normally hear of “spreadsheets” going viral. But this isn’t any ordinary spreadsheet with work-related pie charts and graphs. A sexually frustrated husband kept track of all his attempts at sex with his wife on a spreadsheet, complete with dates and her reasons why she wouldn’t do the deed. When she received it and was obviously not to happy with it, she did the sensible(?) thing and posted it to the web.

The unknown man who created the spreadsheet kept track of a 30-day period where his conjugal needs weren’t fulfilled. Check out this documented spreadsheet here:


The spreadsheet starts June 3, 2014 and ends July 14, 2014. Within that time period, according to his documentation, he only got physical with her three times. The rest, he noted all her excuses.

His wife was either watched her favorite TV show and couldn’t miss it (we've been there), was at the gym and felt too sweaty and gross (normal!), was trying to watch a movie (don't interrupt The Notebook), thought her hubby was too drunk, was getting sick and many more. He had three different columns: the date, whether he got it or not and her excuse. In the column under "Sex?" he proudly italicized the word "Yes" if it happened. 

The husband emailed the spreadsheet to his wife while she was on a business trip. Most likely she was hurt and probably quite appalled, so she posted it on Reddit.

The wife made a statement saying, "Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my 'excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 'attempts' on his part.'"

Seems like this unknown wife is not only appalled but her hubby is being unrealistic with his spreadsheet data. From the looks of this spreadsheet, looks like the wifey will have one more excuse to say "no thanks."

Photo Credit: Reddit

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