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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    A Room Temperature Can of Pabst Blue Ribbon Followed by Multiple Shots of Absinthe

    By "enjoying" some cheap beer with your boo, you’ll solidify your status of Cool Girl in no time. But once you’re left with the bitter and stale aftertaste of regret on your palate, down some shots of absinthe in order to erase any memory of your past mistakes and have a killer rest of your night.

  • Fox Catcher

    Fox Catcher

    Old Fashioned

    This drink scares you a little bit as it’s the drink of choice for surly grandfathers and aging millionaires. After you’ve finished it, you’re not 100 percent sure that you enjoyed it... but you are sure that you immediately need a sense of approval from some sort of a father figure.

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    Gin and Tonic

    To some, a Gin and Tonic is an acquired taste. Among those who enjoy it, you’ll never find a more dedicated fan base. The drink’s simple recipe works for the setting of the saucy film... so why change it?

  • Wild


    Vodka Cranberry

    The cranberry juice’s friendly and pleasing flavor makes you underestimate the power of the vodka that it’s mixed with while you drink it. But in the morning you’ll for sure be nursing one heck of a hangover.

  • Interstellar



    Upon the first sip of your Zombie, you told yourself that this was the greatest drink mankind had ever created. When you woke up on the floor 12 hours later with 37 Wikipedia articles about space open on your laptop, you decided that maybe it was just alright.

  • Into The Woods

    Into The Woods

    A Long Island Iced Tea

    Not often do you find a drink with so many of your favorite types of alcohol that actually tastes good. So good, in fact, that you’ll want to sing about it.

  • Birdman



    Not too long ago, Cosmopolitans were the drink of choice for the trendy and chic. But in recent years the cocktail’s popularity has dwindled. There’s a lot fighting against a cosmopolitan comeback, but it’s not going down without a fight.

  • Night Crawler

    Night Crawler

    An ENTIRE Bottle of Charles Shaw White Zinfandel from Trader Joe’s

    It’s not that you don’t understand that there are better wines out there, it’s that you don’t like them. The entire reason you buy two buck chuck is because it’s cheap, easy to find and appeals to the masses. You just want a wine that does it job, which is exactly what white zinfandel does.

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