Move Over, "Jersey Shore." We Have a New Crazy Reality Show to Quote.
“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” premiered August 8th on TLC, and if you’re one of the millions who got a laugh from perhaps the sassiest 6-year-old in America, Alana Thompson, on TLC’s “Toddlers and Tiaras,” then the reality show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" based on the Thompson family is no disappointment. If you’ve read or heard of the of the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” quotes, that should probably be apparent. While we could do a recap, we believe that the Honey Boo Boo Child quotes should suffice in describing the show.
“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Summary
Alana, also known as the Honey Boo Boo girl, first appeared and achieved viral fame on TLC’s “Toddlers and Tiaras,” and spawned a frenzy of Honey Boo Boo quotes. Now, America gets to watch her family: June (“Mama”), Dad (“Sugar Bear”) and their four daughers, 17-year-old Chickadee, 15-year-old Chubbs, 12-year-old Pumpkin, and of course, Honey Boo Boo herself.
You know this is reality TV show. No one can make this up, honey boo boo child. We’ll let the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” quotes speak for themselves.
“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Quotes
“A dollar makes me holler, honey boo boo!”
“Those others girls must be crazy if they think they’re gonna beat me, honey boo boo child!”
“I’m a superstar because I do paaaageants.” –All from Alana’s episode of “Toddlers and Tiaras”: the official Honey Boo Boo quotes that made her rise to fame.
“We’re gonna make you a pageant gay pig.” –Alana talking to the (poor) pig they got her to make her feel better for losing a pageant.
“You can’t tell that pig what to do.” –Alana clearly standing up for her pig’s gay rights with this Honey Boo Boo quote. See, the Thompsons can be political too!
“My momma thinks she’s all that and a pack of crackers, but she’s not.” –As you can see from the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” quotes, Alana never fails to keep it real.
“My momma weighs the most in the family because she’s fat. TRUTH.” –Once again, everyone, Alana keeping it real.
“I’m the queen of all.” –We know, Alana. We know.
June (Mama) Quotes
“Pumpkin’s going to be a natural.” –June before her daughter went bobbing for raw pig feet. June can easily spot a natural in pig feet bobbing.
“Where’s her biscuit?”
“It’s called a biscuit ‘cause it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up and…” –June talking about her pregnant daughter, Chickadee. Maybe biscuit could be the new vajayjay?
“We’re kinda like a lopsided, obtuse triangle all put together. Like a deformed shape.” –June being poetic, though oddly accurate.
“All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.” –June clearly has a way with words, as is easy to see with these “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” quotes.
“No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time.” –Mama knows best.
“Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink.” –Beauty secrets with June.
Other “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Quotes
“My mother had told me in the past that if you fart 12-15 times a day, you can lose a little weight, so I think I’ll lose a lot of weight because I’m going to fart a lot.” –Chubbs sharing her weight loss secrets.
“I’ll stop passing gas when I’m dead.” –Pumpkin sticking it to the man. Everyone loves a rebel.
As you can see from these Honey Boo Boo quotes, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” can be all that’s wrong with America or the funniest show to hit television in a long time. We’ll let you decide.
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